Potty Training According to George Michael

In tribute to the 80s/90s icon who provided the soundtrack for many of us.

Keep the FAITH, fellow potty training mamas!

potty training george michael

To the tune of “Faith” by the late George Michael

Well I guess it would be nice
If you would just go potty
But I know not everybody
Wants to potty on the loo. 

But I’ve got to think twice
Before I slip undies on today‘
Cause I know all the games you play
With that stinky number two.

 Oh but I
Need some time off from cleaning messes
Time to pick myself up off the floor
Oh but when you won’t consider
The big boy toilet
Well it takes a good aim, baby
Let’s not make this such a chore

‘Cause I gotta have faith
I gotta have faith
‘Cause I gotta have faith, faith
‘Cause I gotta have faith, faith, faith

Baby, 
I know you say ‘another day’
That you’re just not ready for swordplay
Oh, I’ve got the diaper-changin’ blues
Maybe
You think this phase will go away
And I envy all the moms who say
They had ‘em trained by two

Before this puddle
Becomes an eyesore
Before it starts to seep into the floor
Oh baby I reconsider
This foolish notion
That I need you out of diapers
I guess I’ll wait until you’re four

‘Cause I gotta have faith
I gotta have faith
‘Cause I gotta have faith, faith
‘Cause I gotta have faith, faith, faith

Before this bathroom
Becomes a cesspool
Before the stench is too strong to ignore
Oh baby I reconsider
This foolish notion
That I need you out of diapers
I guess I’ll wait until you’re four

‘Cause I gotta have faith
Mmmm, I gotta have faith
Yes, I gotta have faith, faith
I gotta have faith, faith, faith  

Tell me you’re right there with me, potty-training mamas!? 

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