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Mini Kids Carts are Coming to Target!

Happy April Fools Day! Can you imagine??! Everyone knows Mini Carts are the WORST. Mini Carts infiltrating Target would be a nightmare!! 😂 Never fear, mamas. Target is still our safe haven, our refuge in times of trouble. Have a wonderful day and we hope you enjoyed the laugh with us today!  New Around Here? [...]
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Naptime: A Eulogy

Friends, family, and comrades in this thing called motherhood, we are gathered here together to say goodbye to our dear, beloved friend, Naptime. She put up a good fight, but finally left our home at 3:13 Monday afternoon after five and a half long, tired, glorious years. Her departure was not unexpected, however we didn’t […]

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I Don’t Have Time for That

Remember when you wanted to fast-forward a cassette tape and it made that screechy-scratchy sound? This season of my life is flying by that fast–so quickly that sometimes all I hear is the noise. The sounds blend together and if I don’t hit the “stop” button every now and then, I end up missing the […]

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The 9 People You Meet When You’re Pregnant

Nothing brings out the crazies like the sight of a doe-eyed, soccer-ball-tummied first-time preggo.  The nurse who knows everything. This gal’s been delivering babies since the days when they force-fed preggies laxatives, and she’s not impressed by anything you think you know about birthin’ babies, noob. She’s seen it all and she’s got no time […]

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I’ll Never Be a Room Mom

This is a sort of a Teacher’s Appreciation post, because I honestly don’t know how you people deal with these tiny humans day in and day out. I recently spent a day as a chaperone on my son’s school field trip, and it was the absolute worst. I spent most of the day in a cold […]

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Teenagers are Basically Tall Toddlers

There are very few differences between teenagers and toddlers. I know this because I have one of each and let me tell you it is tricky parenting terrain. Nothing is messier than a teenage girl, except a four-year-old. Clothes and food everywhere; in bedrooms, backpacks, car seats, pockets. When you try to address the messiness […]

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Being a Mom is Gross

I must have missed the chapter in “What to Expect When You’re Expecting” entitled Being a Mom is Gross. I mean, it must have been there. From literally my first day of being a mother, I have been having to deal with a lot of disgustingness. Raising kids is not for the faint of heart—or stomach. Luckily, […]

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